Shhhh... no witnesses...


Everyone must sleeeeeeep
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  • 707
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    the graphics in this game is insane!

  • Noah Worden
    Noah Worden6 दिन पहले

    you skipped the berlin level

  • Mikey Boyer
    Mikey Boyer9 दिन पहले

    C Y B E R P U N K 2 0 4 7

  • Cody E. Mills
    Cody E. Mills9 दिन पहले

    5:00 to fucking victory town

  • ChefJef
    ChefJef12 दिन पहले

    Big brothers wet dream

  • Alex Shellhamer
    Alex Shellhamer16 दिन पहले

    Game: is about a quiet assassinator Sean: NO WITNESSES

  • Sadia Prapti
    Sadia Prapti16 दिन पहले

    jacksepticeye: sorry I have a cough Viewers: someone call 999

  • Gaming Demon
    Gaming Demon17 दिन पहले

    So bold people do have super powers

  • Zac Wallace
    Zac Wallace18 दिन पहले

    That joke soared over 90% of the people’s heads 10:51

  • Lam Spam
    Lam Spam18 दिन पहले

    E=mc go freak yourself

  • NightmareAndBannanaBone
    NightmareAndBannanaBone21 दिन पहले

    in the beginning I actually thought it was cyberpunk ngl

  • Zayminn Kabbelliya-Campbell
    Zayminn Kabbelliya-Campbell22 दिन पहले


  • Void
    Void23 दिन पहले

    Tbh I’m alittle disappointed that jack knocked him out instead using the mind control to kill him because once in a hit man game that’s something super rare you can do

  • Andreas Niatsikas
    Andreas Niatsikas24 दिन पहले

    Detroit become human: welcome Agent 47 Agent 47: I'm I a meme now?

  • Matthew McBride
    Matthew McBride24 दिन पहले

    It's like deadpool kills the marvel universe with the professor X part

  • PuffyBudgerigar
    PuffyBudgerigar25 दिन पहले

    This Hitman is f-cking GORGEOUS!! holy crap the lighting! so impressive

  • Toge Inumaki
    Toge Inumaki25 दिन पहले

    Viktor Nivikov? almost sounded like a Yuri on Ice reference. i did a double take lol

  • GoldMiner_Jake77
    GoldMiner_Jake7725 दिन पहले

    Top left: Fraps

  • TIY-EE
    TIY-EE25 दिन पहले

    God I love that scene from the incredibles.

  • Chill
    Chill26 दिन पहले

    You know he’s old when he’s still using fraps

  • Christopher Gallop
    Christopher Gallop26 दिन पहले

    One of the first people he has to kill in this episode is Imogen Royce and I was like I kne there was something wrong with that girl at my old school now she got assasinated

  • Jesy Nyxan
    Jesy Nyxan26 दिन पहले

    Sister Lei: "He's got spirit." Me: "Yes he does-"

  • Timothy Phillips
    Timothy Phillips26 दिन पहले

    16:46 jack: “she’s my mom” Me at home: “no you killed her mom”

  • Savannah Cox
    Savannah Cox26 दिन पहले

    why did "mc = mc-go fuck urself" crack me up so much lmaoo

  • Jaxcraft 28
    Jaxcraft 2827 दिन पहले

    5:00: To victory town

  • Jaxcraft 28
    Jaxcraft 2827 दिन पहले

    3:11: No trouble.

  • Jaxcraft 28
    Jaxcraft 2827 दिन पहले

    2:50: Oh, I forgot about that. I need to watch that video. XD

  • Jaxcraft 28
    Jaxcraft 2827 दिन पहले

    I don't understand why people are saying they don't watch Jacksepticeye much anymore because kids view his content now. What are you TALKING about!? He's the same as he's ever been!

  • Jaxcraft 28
    Jaxcraft 2827 दिन पहले

    I know we should recognize that it's Hitman but come on, at least have the title and part number. XD

  • Megamax
    Megamax27 दिन पहले

    The woman who tells 47 to help himself to an apple, I did,, and I threw it at her. It staggered her, she recovered, and I wasn't in trouble, it was hilarious!

  • Grimslade Leviathan
    Grimslade Leviathan27 दिन पहले

    Hitman: Stealth, bloodless, quiet Jack: Not stealth, bloodbath, extremely loud

  • SaberScore22
    SaberScore2227 दिन पहले

    6:47 Who else loves hearing Seán's laugh? I know I do.

  • Rose Banana
    Rose Banana28 दिन पहले


  • ItsJiUi
    ItsJiUi29 दिन पहले

    2:34 bruh there was a trashcan to conceal your gun right in front of you

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  • MisledSine
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  • Dean Miller
    Dean Millerमहीने पहले

    4:59 “all the way.” Also jack: sometimes I just say all the way when I’m playing games.

  • Bayou.The.Therian
    Bayou.The.Therianमहीने पहले

    0:32 why was this edited so well lmao

  • TheGamezHub
    TheGamezHubमहीने पहले

    X to scan, X to hack, X to delete, x to upload X to doubt

  • Walker Williams - Rigs Of Rods: The Long Game
    Walker Williams - Rigs Of Rods: The Long Gameमहीने पहले

    I’m pretty sure Among us has prepared Jack for this game. Also Lady: 47 has one weakness Me:...Hair Lady: Me Me: Ok but my answer is better

  • Lillenny2018ツ
    Lillenny2018ツमहीने पहले

    47 only has one weakness if u scan the barcode on his head he'll just fall over

  • manga reader executioner
    manga reader executionerमहीने पहले

    16:00 incredibles scene

  • MavisRead
    MavisReadमहीने पहले

    Please, add the game's name into the titles again. It's just nice to know if it's a game video or not.

  • Valuable Diamond
    Valuable Diamondमहीने पहले

    Jack would be a horrible assassin irl he would scream NO WITNESSES

  • Ash the Red Rider
    Ash the Red Riderमहीने पहले

    Why is no one commenting on the accidental murder at 11:06 😂

  • player
    playerमहीने पहले

    Play cyber punk

  • Corbin Dick-Lockler
    Corbin Dick-Locklerमहीने पहले

    x to Scan, x to hack, x to upload, x to win game

  • ImmortalGamer
    ImmortalGamerमहीने पहले

    he has his frame counter up at the top right lol

  • Animator dude
    Animator dudeमहीने पहले

    Jack you won't see this but remeber detroit become human?

  • Big Ben Games
    Big Ben Gamesमहीने पहले

    Jack the bonkerer

  • acbplay
    acbplayमहीने पहले

    0:15 great joke

  • Owen Gorman
    Owen Gormanमहीने पहले

    The title 13:10

  • Jude McDonnell
    Jude McDonnellमहीने पहले

    "Sorry I have a cough" *Sneezes*

  • A Potato
    A Potatoमहीने पहले

    This feels like the previous hitman games but with shiny floors

  • gunner fap
    gunner fapमहीने पहले

    jack irl looks at a mirror LOOK AT THOSE REFLECTONS

  • Derpy_GamerRZT
    Derpy_GamerRZTमहीने पहले

    47 Is Professor X!!

  • ZoinkerRoos
    ZoinkerRoosमहीने पहले

    It's called a screwdriver because you screw people over with it

  • Citlali Delacruz
    Citlali Delacruzमहीने पहले

    " I didnt actually shave my head... my hair fell out when my brain got so POWERFULL."

  • Nerfuse
    Nerfuseमहीने पहले

    He killed 2 scientists or for a uniform when there was one right there in the closet 5:10

  • J.A. Veerapen
    J.A. Veerapenमहीने पहले

    okay but 14:18, the way he says "Merces Letifer" fucking kills me and my bf. idk if it's the transition from the hacker voice or what, but we've gone looking for just this part multiple times in the past week and a half lmao

  • Caitlin
    Caitlinमहीने पहले

    Flamingo man best npc

  • Inhuman Papi
    Inhuman Papiमहीने पहले

    Did anyone else think Seán looked like an adorable little baby boy in that t-shirt throughout the video???!!!!!

  • Roshan pujari
    Roshan pujariमहीने पहले

    Jack's Description: everyone must sleeeep. Me: Are yOu C o m E D y mE?

  • Grayson Cardinali
    Grayson Cardinaliमहीने पहले

    Jack if you take out the detective in the "Death In The Family" mission and put on his clothes you can become the detective and solve the mystery as to why the guy in the bed killed himself. (spoilers: he didn't really kill himself... he was murdered)

  • McKenzie Lord
    McKenzie Lordमहीने पहले

    Fun Fact: At 11:08, Jack pushes a woman over the side of the walk way. When you start the level standing next to her, Agent 47 will give her some wholesome life advice.

  • Olivia Schmid
    Olivia Schmidमहीने पहले

    x solves all of life's problems in this game.

  • Batmanboss24
    Batmanboss24महीने पहले

    Nobody: Literally nobody: Jack: Research research equals MC- MC... Go f*** yourself

  • Loveless2010A1
    Loveless2010A1महीने पहले

    I really wish you'd put the name of the game in the title of the video, please!

  • Twizz_the_Wizz
    Twizz_the_Wizzमहीने पहले

    This game is precisely why nobody trusts Jack in among us; he's too sneaky and takes all opportunities lmao

  • Frog Man
    Frog Manमहीने पहले

    It is a TickTock filter that looks very similar to the title and I read the thing that was under the title that said shh 🤫 no witnesses

  • PrestoTheDragon
    PrestoTheDragonमहीने पहले

    Jack:all the way Me: *nostalgia kicks in*

  • Aliyah A.
    Aliyah A.महीने पहले

    Jack, mocking the end credit: "He has one weakness." "Loneliness." uwu All of us: well I feel slightly attacked lol

  • Aliyah A.
    Aliyah A.महीने पहले

    Jack: omg my sensitivity is so high *flash bang goes off* Jack: shrieks and hides Yep, I'd say its pretty high lmao

  • kirill mereshko
    kirill mereshkoमहीने पहले

    Play it in vr

  • Clark James
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  • Elena Vandermeuse
    Elena Vandermeuseमहीने पहले

    (4:10) I guess you could say, somebody’s about to get screwed.

  • Invert_
    Invert_महीने पहले

    you can press x to do anything Press X to pay taxes

  • SkylerGaming Vlogs
    SkylerGaming Vlogsमहीने पहले

    Did anyone else notice that the FPS counter in the corner other then me

  • contrite sinner
    contrite sinnerमहीने पहले

    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. (I Corinthians 6:9-10 [KJV]) ~~+~~ And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent: (Acts 17:30 [KJV]) ~~+~~ For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. (Romans 6:23 [KJV])

  • Katherine Roxie
    Katherine Roxieमहीने पहले

    The annoyed key topically itch because structure realistically file vice a various unshielded. fabulous, laughable twilight

  • Nava0003
    Nava0003महीने पहले

    You missed a level though

  • DiV69
    DiV69महीने पहले

    "I Saitama-ed my brain" That should be a word in the dictionary

  • Andrew Che
    Andrew Cheमहीने पहले

    I'm getting Morpheus vides from 47 in a coat I mean, they're both bald, wear coats (Morpheus does in Matrix), so one could confuse one for the other

  • Macey Earle
    Macey Earleमहीने पहले

    I heard the video title... I heard his voice in the video title.

  • feesh
    feeshमहीने पहले

    1:15 my mans can make his umbrella disappear wow

  • Cornelius Johnson
    Cornelius Johnsonमहीने पहले

    oh, wow, the FPS counter has been there the whole time

  • Drew of Earth
    Drew of Earthमहीने पहले

    [joke] Okay, seriously... serious fan being a serious man here: WHO designs a building to set itself on fire? What I.T. guy got permission to put incendiary devices on structural beams, that could fry intruders and smoosh a multi-million dollar building. 😉

  • Thunderizu
    Thunderizuमहीने पहले

    16:10 why does jordan cross look like jack

  • Tyrone Lugo
    Tyrone Lugoमहीने पहले

    LMFAO The random moment finding Imogen Royce was priceless.

  • the white thing
    the white thingमहीने पहले

    7:56 this is actually true if you look into the Lore Imao

  • Pola & Tiger
    Pola & Tigerमहीने पहले

    I pressed X, it deleted the internet ....

  • Caminates
    Caminatesमहीने पहले

    "if you touch the barcode on the back of his head, he falls over" ah yes, the *barcode titan*

  • cyber six playz
    cyber six playzमहीने पहले

    what happend to top of morning to ya

  • Gryffon Rider
    Gryffon Riderमहीने पहले

    Great way to greet someone for the first time “oh hey!, gunshot, laughs at their corpse” great hitman indeed

  • Gryffon Rider
    Gryffon Riderमहीने पहले

    “Find the test subject on the top floor” Cuts to jack chocking someone “Down you go” My brain: was that the test subject?

  • SCP Enthusiast
    SCP Enthusiastमहीने पहले

    ICA - *Literally the SCP Foundation*

  • Gacha Ytunicorn
    Gacha Ytunicornमहीने पहले

    0:07 ANTI, IS THAT YOU!?

  • Badify
    Badifyमहीने पहले

    Jacks famous saying "One must go down to get up"

  • Alistair Cabrera
    Alistair Cabreraमहीने पहले

    “He has one weakness-“ “Back of the knee.” “Me.” “Oh.”

  • Blue wolf
    Blue wolfमहीने पहले

    Hitman 2047